Desperately Trying To Not Touch Our Faces
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Well, here we are. The first day of Quarantannus. In an effort to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Mark and Ethan attempt to touch their faces as little as possible.
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  • Acidic Rot
    Acidic Rot

    I’ve been subconsciously biting my nails the entire length of this video

  • Cereal

    with the amount of things that get in my eye i could never

  • Bubbly Chubbly
    Bubbly Chubbly

    Excuse me, I feel offended that Ethan thinks the capital of Texas is Houston or Dallas. We all know the capital of Texas is Fort Worth.

  • Follower Of Duck
    Follower Of Duck

    it really do be like this sometimes

  • Nadia Rusu
    Nadia Rusu


  • Red Winter
    Red Winter

    Mark: Your hair looks a little stupid, maybe you should shave it off Fans after Ethan's "Shaving off my hair" live stream: If only you knew...

  • Maddie Botelho
    Maddie Botelho

    this entire video shows me when my mom forces me to talk to that one uncle

  • Sver Jedi
    Sver Jedi

    Seems difficult

  • Shannon Engler
    Shannon Engler

    I wonder if Mark and Ethan ever thought to let there girlfriends give them a haircuts?

  • Liz Benfield
    Liz Benfield

    I have the same headphones as Ethan

  • Darkfire6123

    Ethan: talks about content quality Me: remembers how Mark made a video of him starring at a banana.

  • Sarah Crowley
    Sarah Crowley

    Anyone know if there is a new tally for this? How much do they each owe "charity" now? lol

  • Tweeked Space
    Tweeked Space

    them: stay home me: *goes to the pet store to look at animals*

  • ethan dennis
    ethan dennis

    the next two thumbnails have ethan touching his face and head

  • Eduardo Guadiana
    Eduardo Guadiana

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="787">13:07</a> when you eat 2 one a day Vitamins

  • Alijiah awb
    Alijiah awb

    We should bully them. And could all the old videos

  • Crack_ Costplayz
    Crack_ Costplayz

    i have eaten so much shit out of the trash and on the floor and thats not home thats at my school and i never gatton sick from it lol

  • G6 Bautista Baby
    G6 Bautista Baby

    Food - Hand - Mouth My Filipino people where are you?

  • Dustin King
    Dustin King

    Thus is importand to wetch and vury infermateve

  • Glenn2o


  • Skywing The Heroine
    Skywing The Heroine

    Them, in California: NO TOUCHY FACE. ISOLATE IN YOUR OWN HOUSE WITH ONLY PEOPLE LIVING IN YOUR HOUSE. Newfoundland: We only got 4 active cases! _It's Double Bubble Time_

  • Prince Coda Leviathan
    Prince Coda Leviathan

    Instructions unclear I touched my face for the entire video. I'm now dead.

  • Rachel Cruz
    Rachel Cruz

    2 weeks in March and now it's may ( ;

  • isabel fizzy
    isabel fizzy

    Anyone else notice how pritty Ethans eyes are🤩🤩💗💗

  • ZenMode Steven
    ZenMode Steven

    Advises no one touch their face *me casually popping pimple*

  • Towni3

    I miss Ethan's hair so much I can't explain how much.

  • It’s Okay
    It’s Okay

    This is my birthday video, n I c e

  • EvilGodAsura

    100% we are gonna get alot of face touching edited out from here on out because they did not at all realize how much they touch their face when they are distracted and not focusing on it like in this video. I would even bet they used this recording to judge if they would make the last challenge or not on how difficult it was. This is flawed of course because they focused on it the whole tame making it fairly easy. If they lose focus at all in these next videos its almost certain they are gonna hear the screams of pain from their wallets.

  • :: cruelsxtxns
    :: cruelsxtxns

    mark: i can hear you through facetime !! me: * screaming, *ETHAN MUTE IT* *

  • Lillian VanRompaey
    Lillian VanRompaey

    Mark turned into daft punk halfway through the video

  • Tony Barnett
    Tony Barnett

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="769">12:49</a> when you sniff your dad's line of sugar and it's starting to hit hard

  • Purple Neko *deleted*
    Purple Neko *deleted*

    The amount of times I touched my face during this video would’ve cost me over a million 😂😂😂

  • Derpyness Guy
    Derpyness Guy

    Mark: "Your hair is so stupid, you should shave it off." Ethan: *literally shaves it off*

  • Redlovett

    "Nobody touches their face" I was literally itching under my eye when he said that.

  • - serenifier -
    - serenifier -

    why does mark look like he's on the verge of tears??

  • Fletch

    I lasted 7 minutes before touching my face

  • Rain

    Ethans story about the first time of touching his face got me to tears.

  • Carter Muniz
    Carter Muniz

    Haha I'm watching this right before going to WORK

  • AdiBoss MareChef
    AdiBoss MareChef

    Me:Sees the X on the Eathen's shirt My brain:Lolololo lolo Lo looooo In case u didn't guessed, I was thinking of Parashok

  • Hannah Schwartz
    Hannah Schwartz

    Mark and Ethan: do not touch your face. Or put hands near mouth. Me: sucking on my knuckle cause im bored

  • Shmu62

    “This is going to change peoples’ mindsets” Haha if only :,)

  • Brandy Riley
    Brandy Riley

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="625">10:25</a> "Mark slowly becomes RoboCop. XD "

  • raccoon panda
    raccoon panda

    One quick question what's behind marks head on the black table

  • Darcie Roscoe
    Darcie Roscoe

    Mark: "we all need to take this seriously" Marks headphones: "I'm about to end this mans whole career"

  • ren

    mark: SHAVE YOUR HEAD ethan: *shaves his head later down the line*

  • ren

    i’ve been binging all of unus annus and i feel so rewarded finally getting to quarantannus

  • lemonefleur

    just blowing their hair is getting their saliva all over their face i-

  • Emily D
    Emily D

    im eating bojangles chicken its worth getting Coronavirus :v

  • mayella

    Ethan: dont touch your face me: touches face

  • Chaosologist

    Everytime theysay "this is what it means to go even further beyond" I can help but think "plus ultra"

  • The Beast
    The Beast


  • -Stella Bella-
    -Stella Bella-

    I am going to kill myself.

  • amber

    "14 day incubation period" *2 months later*

  • Kagan Films
    Kagan Films

    “Your hair looks a little stupid, you should shave it off.” Well that aged poorly...

  • Taylor Croft
    Taylor Croft

    My brother and I did this challenge together for fun, the loser would have to order a pizza for the winner. As soon as the timer started I just immediately brought up the time the daycare he worked for years ago had a huge lice outbreak. You could see him trembling within seconds, the phantom itching rapidly breaking down his will to hold on. For anyone who might wonder, I got white sauce with chicken and jalapeños.

  • M_J 4LIFE!
    M_J 4LIFE!

    Man my nose.. I actually did it with them

  • whatislife

    Mark: "Your hair looks a little STOOpid maybe you should shave it off" Me: *laughs in future*

  • Terrtail Huegos
    Terrtail Huegos

    I stopped watching mid November, and after binge watching for 4 days where i left off i finally reached the Coronavirus arc

  • Nosremi

    I, a fellow Coloradan, was SINCERELY hurt when they sounded so unsure about Denver being the capital

  • mayorofloserville

    “What’s the capital of Texas?” “I think it’s Austin?” “I think it’s Houston. Maybe Dallas. Idk.” They should see if they can name the capitals of all 50 states.

  • Cobyn Swan
    Cobyn Swan

    I Suck

  • Cheyenne MoonHaven
    Cheyenne MoonHaven

    I love how the thumbnails for the next two videos are pictures of Ethan touching his face

  • Erin Estes
    Erin Estes

    I have a septum piercing and anxiety, not touching my face is SO hard XD

  • Arianna G
    Arianna G

    This is what I'm like during a chorus concert where we're not allowed to adjust our hair or anything on our face while we're on stage. I have long hair that always gets in my face so it sucks 😂

  • twentyøne des
    twentyøne des

    am i the only one who thought the last pandemic was in 1918 - the spanish flu - not 1919?

  • the anchovies
    the anchovies

    Challenge: watch the entire video without touching your face and if you do, you have to buy unus annus merch

  • Krissy’s Team B
    Krissy’s Team B

    Markiplier : “Your hair looks a little stupid you should shave it” Mark Ethan listened to you lol

  • Olaf The_Snowman
    Olaf The_Snowman

    Mark and Ethan: don't touch your face! Me: *accidentally touches headphones* Also me: OH NO!!!!

  • boogaloo

    video: dOnT tOucH uR FacE me: *not paying attention staring a bug on the wall scratching my cheek* huh

  • Ellen C
    Ellen C

    Unus Annus in three sentences: "This is what it means to go even further beyond!" "How would you rate that on the pain scale?" "Memento mori, we'll see you tomorrow."

  • Rosie Hernandez
    Rosie Hernandez


  • Rosie Hernandez
    Rosie Hernandez

    It’s Austin I live in Texas

  • puggy huggy
    puggy huggy

    Ok, I wish there were more people like Ethan in the world XD

  • Destiny Garza
    Destiny Garza

    omg I can't do this I have glasses and I can't not touch them

  • Mr. Chicken
    Mr. Chicken

    Bro, before corona, I couldn't touch my face because I was in a culinary class at school. It has been engrained in my scull, to not touch my face or I have to wash my hands. I have been doing this for literal years...

  • Sapna Amami
    Sapna Amami

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="241">4:01</a> The future

  • Brilee Hirschi
    Brilee Hirschi

    primary children hospital in Utah they saved my life

  • robo bitch
    robo bitch

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="244">4:04</a> Well, he did what u asked

  • Sue McCashland
    Sue McCashland

    had they known how much they would be touching their faces... they probably would have donated 10 dollars to charity per face touch

  • 재이 Jae
    재이 Jae

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="243">4:03</a> “your hair looks stupid you should shave it all off” HE KNEW

    • 0 0
      0 0

      I think that he didnt know, but he did it to Ethan himself

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